Today I read that the Chupacabra which first appeared in Puerto Rico has made an appearance in south Florida.  How exactly does an as yet unidentified blood sucking creature make its way from Puerto Rico to Florida?  Can chupacabras fly long distances?  Perhaps it stowed away on a cruise ship and jumped ashore in Miami or Tamps.  If I were a skunk ape I would be pissed.  You work hard earning street cred as a skunk smellin’ missing link ape creature only to have this goatsucker show up and steal your headlines.  It just goes to confirm my theory that sooner or later everything ends up in Florida.  I expect the Loch Ness Monster will be showing up any day now.