Cincinnatti Fire Kite
August 2nd, 2007 by Mr. Mai Tai
The Big Fez and I on a few occasions have made Cincinnati fire kites. They take a while to make and never work quite as well as you hope. We usually have four or five Mai Tai’s before we start to make them which could be one possible explanation to the less than stellar performance of our fire kites.
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August 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
That is either the barest yard or the deadest yard. Doing the kite on bare grass is a bad idea.
His water hose should be on spray and not stream. Plus he has no water pressure where he lives. He’d be more successful peeing on it.
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I thought the same thing. Nothing like sending up flaming flying newspaper during drought conditions.