I guess the thief was not a Hulkamaniac.

A burglar made off with approximately $100,000 worth of jewelry from the home of wrestling champion Hulk Hogan, authorities said. Hogan’s family was moving out of the home when the theft of a platinum diamond watch and two dog tags was noticed, according to a Miami Beach Police Department report.

Hogan’s son Nicholas told officers he had left the items wrapped in a T-shirt in an upstairs closet. When he went to get them at about 3:30 p.m. Thursday, they were gone.

Hogan was born Terrence Gene Bollea. He recently starred with his family in the reality television show “Hogan Knows Best.” It was not clear where the family was moving.

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