You live with an elderly family member and they pass. Instead of calling the proper authorities you do nothing. Eventually the body mummifies. When some people get suspicious you tell them your dead aunt is sleeping. It reminds me of this story about a guy named Norman Bates who runs an old hotel.

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I am drinking my way through a Sam Adams brewers pack.  One of the beers in the pack is Sam Adams Scotch Ale.  I have had it before and to be honest it is not my favorite Sam Adams beverage.  It has that peaty taste to it and I am not a big fan of peat moss.  If I were to lick a briquette of Kingsford charcoil I think I would get the same taste.