You get drunk and you want to see your lady friend. It is 3:00 am. How do I get in the house? You pull a Santa Claus and try to go down the chimney. Awesome idea. Except that you get stuck. This angers your girlfriend who tells the firefighters to leave him in the chimney and let him die. I guess the love is gone.

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I have had the ant farm for a while. I don’t think it is a healthy environment any more for the ants. They are starting to die and it looks like mold or some fungus has started to form on them. The ants have created a cemetery in the corner and they pile up the dead bodies there. The instructions say to remove the dead ants from the ant farm but I don’t see how you can do that without tearing up their other tunnels. There are a few live ones left but I don’t think they are going to be around for much longer. It was fun while it lasted.