You just drank your last beer.  What do you do?  This is an emergency you have no beer.  Naturally you call 911 and tell the dispatcher that they need to bring you beer.  After all you pay your taxes and you should see some benefit from the service.  If it doesn’t work call again and again.  Eventually the police arrived but it wasn’t to bring the man beer it was to arrest him for disorderly conduct. 

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