Santas in Sydney, Australia have been given the direction to use ha, ha, ha instead of ho, ho, ho.  Why?  Ho is offensive and scary.  The word ho can scare children and women take offense because Santa might be calling them a prostitute.  What next?  Will Rudolph lose his red nose.  Having a red nose is often a sign for drunkeness and alcoholics.  It also calls attention to a physical deformity that the poor reindeer has.  That nose has to go too.  Don’t even get me started on elves and bumbles. 

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