If you are still planning on how to cook your turkey you could always fry it. Be warned that this method is probably one of the most dangerous methods of cooking a turkey. Every year I read about at least one home being burned down due to a mishap frying the Thanksgiving bird. The local grocery stores here will fry it for you. Saves you from having hot oil splashed on you. That alone is worth the cost. Here is how not to fry a turkey.