An unknown wild animal is on the loose in Northern Florida.  Some reports say it is a baby bigfoot or skunk ape.  Others say it is an orangutan.  Still others think it might just be a squirrel.  A bear hunter said that the unknown creature stole some of his jelly donuts.  Wildlife officials are now trying to capture the mysterious animal and are using donuts as a lure.  This makes sense to me as there is not much in nature that is as irresistible as a donut.  I just have to wonder how healthy it is to feed animals jelly donuts.  When I go to the local zoo I remember seeing signs saying don’t feed the animals people food.  I don’t know what orangutans or bigfeet eat but I am pretty sure it is not part of their natural diet.   If donuts don’t work maybe they should try a cheese danish. 

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