Every kid should have a pooping polar bar jelly bean dispenser.  It looks like a cute polar bear but when your press the bears rear it will poop a butterscotch or cola flavored jelly bean.  It is advertised as the “Sub-zero poopin hero.”  With global warming and all polar bears might face extinction.   I am glad we have this item to share with future generations so they too can remember the majesty of the polar bear.