I have been to plenty of holiday parties and it seems that the mistletoe is never around when you need it or it is there when you wish it wasn’t.  Then there is always that one guy that hangs out by the mistletoe all night waiting to swoop in like a vulture on fresh road kill.  If you are that guy here is a tip.  You creep out the ladies.  You need to be more subtle in your approach.  That is where mistletoe on the go comes in.  Instead of hanging out by the mistletoe, take the mistletoe with you.  You can avoid the uglies and go spread your special brand of Christmas cheer with the babes.  It conveniently attaches to your forehead with the provided suction cup.  They say diamonds are a girls best friend.  This is clearly the ladies man’s best friend.  The only downside I can see is that you will be left with a suction cup mark on your forehead but that is the price you have to pay to be a ladies man.