Here is a great new product for the uncertain mother. By uncertain I mean the expecting mother has no idea who impregnated her. Sometimes mom gets around and this product is made just for her. That’s right. Uncertain moms can now go to the local drug store and pick up a do it yourself DNA Paternity Test. Sure you have to narrow done the field to collect the DNA samples but if there are a lot of prospective fathers you can always buy more than one kit. The only thing that makes me sad about this product is that I might not get to use the word bastard as much as I like.
Burger King has announced that they have come up with a licensing agreement to create Burger King branded greeting cards. A Burger King representative says
We’re always looking for clever ways for the King to surprise his fans,” said Russ Klein, president, global marketing, strategy and innovation, Burger King Corp. “Now special occasions will be even more memorable thanks to the King
Is there anyone that passionate about the Burger King that they would want a Burger King card? I think he is just plain creepy. Whatever happened to the good old days Burger King didn’t look so creepy and he had his pal the Burger Thing with him?
There are plenty of movies that take place in Ireland. If you are looking for a good movie to watch for St. Patrick’s Day I suggest Darby O’Gill and the Little People. It has everything Irish in it. Leprechauns- got ‘em. Drunk Irishman- got ‘em. Banshees- got ‘em. Sean Connery singing- oh yeah it has it. You couldn’t ask for more. If you haven’t seen it check it out. If you have seen it watch it again. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
A lot of people don’t associate drinking with St. Patrick’s Day. Irish people are known to be some of the most sober people around. I am trying to change that. Here is a drink that you are sure to enjoy. It is great anytime but even better at St. Patrick’s Day. The name of the drink is the Irish Car Bomb. Some politcally correct bars call it the Guiness Bomb. I don’t drink at those places and you shouldn’t either.
All it takes is three ingredients. Here we go.
Half a glass of Guiness
1/2 shot of Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/2 shot of Irish Whiskey
Fill half a shot glass with Bailey’s. Take the Irish Whiskey and fill the remaining half of the shot glass. Grab shot glass and drop it in the Guiness. Drink and drink fast. The whole thing can curdle. Slainte!
Got a ghost and you don’t know what to do? Who ya gonna call? Well if you are in NY you can call Brooklyn Ghost Investigators. They charge $20 an hour.
the group, which claims to have honed its spooky craft by watching such TV shows as “Ghost Hunters” and “Paranormal State,” has one client: a man who said he saw two apparitions in his apartment.
Can you really hone your craft from watching television? I used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer but that does not make me a slayer. No report on what they do if they find a ghost or what they do to get rid of it. I can offer them only one tip. Never Cross the Streams!
There are two kinds of people in the world. People who like animals and people who don’t. This is the story of a golfer that does not like animals. Specifically he does not like hawks. During the filming of the golf tour a hawk was making noise. Too much noise for the golfer who proceeded to hit golf balls at hit. Hit enough balls and eventually you hit something and this was the case as one hit the bird and killed it. If this guy can’t play golf with the noise of a bird what is he going to do if people talk while he plays?
I haven’t played any of the other games in this series but I think I might want to try this one out. Everything I have read about it says it is a must have game for the Wii.
Red Bull is having a contest where people with more talent than me sculpt things out of Red Bull cans. Registration is open until 4/6/08 so if you think you have talent why not enter and see how you do.
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