Here is a great new product for the uncertain mother.  By uncertain I mean the expecting mother has no idea who impregnated her.  Sometimes mom gets around and this product is made just for her.  That’s right.  Uncertain moms can now go to the local drug store and pick up a do it yourself DNA Paternity Test.  Sure you have to narrow done the field to collect the DNA samples but if there are a lot of prospective fathers you can always buy more than one kit.  The only thing that makes me sad about this product is that I might not get to use the word bastard as much as I like.