Suffering Bastard.  A great drink.  Unless you have a few too many.  Then in the morning you will feel like the name of this drink.

1 1/2 oz. Rum

1 oz 151 Rum

3/4 oz Orange Curacao

1/2 oz Orgeat Syrup

1 oz Lime Juice (Fresh Lime Juice)

2 oz Orange Juice (Fresh Orange Juice)

Pour all of the ingredients into a shaker.  Shake well.  Pour into your favorite tiki mug.

A teacher in Florida performs a magic trick where he makes a match disappear. Faster than you can say “Abracadabra” he is fired being accused of wizardry. Now he is worried that he won’t get any future jobs. If he can’t find another job in Florida there is always Hogwarts.

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Necrophobia- the fear of dying and of the dead

Claustrophobia- the fear of small confined spaces

Arachnophobia- the fear of spiders

Emetophobia- the fear of vomit

All of these are valid fears.  A few days ago I was out the fair and came across these and they were terrifying.  If you suffer from Coulrophobia you might want to stay away from these.

Fairs don’t have just fried food.  They have delicious hot beef sundaes.  It is a concoction of mashed potatos, cheese and sliced roast beef.   I couldn’t bring myself to try one. 

I don’t Dragon Boat Race.  I don’t know anyone who Dragon Boat races.  I don’t even know where you would look to find a Dragon Boat to race.  I feel a little left out because Florida is apparently a Dragon Boat Racing hotspot.  So much so that Disney is having Dragon Boat Racing in October.  Who knew?

In the United States if you find a four leaf clover you consider yourself lucky. In India you have to make your own luck. One lucky ritual has you throw your baby off a 50 foot tower. if you threw a baby off a 50 foot tower you would go to jail.  In India it means it is time to party.

With all of the news about the crazy weather I thought it might be good for everyone to know their odds of dying at the hands of mother nature. 

 · Flood: 1-in-30,000
· Tornado: 1-in-60,000
· Lightning strike: 1-in-83,930
· Earthquake: 1-in-131,890
· Asteroid impact: 1-in-200,000
· Tsunami: 1-in-500,000