I have read that the North Pole is melting.  People are worried about polar bears and penguins.  I am concerned about them but what about Santa Claus?  He is clearly the most famous resident of the North Pole and if it melts what is going to happen to his workshop?  I can’t imagine he has an insurance policy on it. If Santa goes there is no point in me being good. The fear of him knowing who has been bad and good has kept me in line for years. If I am not getting my gift from Santa I am going right to the naughty list.
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Star Wars weekends is going strong at the Disney Hollywood Studios.  Just in time for the event Disney released PVC figures of the muppets characters dressed as Star Wars Characters.  I have not seen them yet but I wish they were 6″ action figures and not PVC figures.

Think you have everything?  Well you probably don’t have a toilet built for two.  I guess there are people who like to do everything together.  The toilet is like a love seat and lets you sit back to back so you can use the other person as support I guess.  I don’t know about you but when my other half has a case of the squirts the last place I want to be is sitting right behind them. 

Not nearly as good as canned bacon.

There are few things as delicious as bacon. If you need proof that God loves us look no further than bacon. It is a divine gift given to use to make our lives a little tastier. It is a well known fact that everything tastes better with a bit of bacon in it. I learned that in my first week of culinary school. The only problem is the time it takes to cook and than there is the mess you have to clean up. That is why I don’t eat as much bacon as I would like.  That is until I found canned bacon.  Fully cooked canned bacon.  40-50 slices per can and it comes in a case of 12 cans.  That is 480 slices of pre-cooked pork deliciousness.  According to the site canned bacon hasn’t been available for 20 years. Top scientists have been developing the next generation of canned bacon for the last two years and now it is available for purchase. It has a shelf life of 10 years so it is perfect emergency food. I am going to put a few cans in my hurricane supplies. I have ordered my case. Now any time will be the right time for bacon.

Here an eagle unleashes the fury on a goat.

Looking for a tiki light? I have found a pretty cool selling lots of tiki and Hawaii themed lights. They have ukulele lights.  Hula lamps with hula girls that move.  They even have a Surfer Duke lamp.  If you are looking for a light for your bar check them out.

There are a few things I hope don’t happen to me and being stuck in a portable toilet is on that list.  Soemhow a naked man in PA got stuck in and had to call 911 to help him out. Of course alcohol was involved and that explains a lot.

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A pinch of this, a dash of that, slaughtering chickens in front of a live audience. All ingredients in making a successful cooking show.

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