Bug Candy
Halloween has changed a lot since I was a kid. I would get dressed up and walk around the neighborhood trick or treating. When I was younger I would go with my parents and as I got older I was allowed to go with my friends. I always stayed in our neighborhood or if I was at a friends house their neighborhood. These days kids I have never seen before come to my house begging for candy. I drive by the bus stop every day and I know they aren’t from my community. Then if you are giving out something good the kids come back two or three times. Last year a kid came back five minutes after he left with his mask turned inside out. The first time he was Superman. The second time he was inside out mask Superman. I asked him if he had been here before and he said no. I shut the door. He could have at least said he was Bizarro Superman or “I’m inside out mask Superman, now give me some candy.” I would have given him a Tootsie Roll for being clever. Then there are the parents that drive the kids from house to house. What ever happend to walking? Is it any wonder that there is a childhood obesity problem when your kid is to lazy to walk from house to house? If it wasn’t so expensive I would hand out bug filled candy to those trick or treaters. While novel no kid is going to return for seconds on a worm lollipop. The problem is the candies are expensive. I might go the Charlie Brown route and just hand out rocks to strange and greedy kids. Rocks are cheap.

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