Every kid should have a pooping polar bar jelly bean dispenser.  It looks like a cute polar bear but when your press the bears rear it will poop a butterscotch or cola flavored jelly bean.  It is advertised as the “Sub-zero poopin hero.”  With global warming and all polar bears might face extinction.   I am glad we have this item to share with future generations so they too can remember the majesty of the polar bear. 

An unknown wild animal is on the loose in Northern Florida.  Some reports say it is a baby bigfoot or skunk ape.  Others say it is an orangutan.  Still others think it might just be a squirrel.  A bear hunter said that the unknown creature stole some of his jelly donuts.  Wildlife officials are now trying to capture the mysterious animal and are using donuts as a lure.  This makes sense to me as there is not much in nature that is as irresistible as a donut.  I just have to wonder how healthy it is to feed animals jelly donuts.  When I go to the local zoo I remember seeing signs saying don’t feed the animals people food.  I don’t know what orangutans or bigfeet eat but I am pretty sure it is not part of their natural diet.   If donuts don’t work maybe they should try a cheese danish. 

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More disturbing than the hand is the size of the cat. It is huge.

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Two Giraffes’s fighting. They are going to need a good chiropractor after the fight.

I have had the ant farm for a while. I don’t think it is a healthy environment any more for the ants. They are starting to die and it looks like mold or some fungus has started to form on them. The ants have created a cemetery in the corner and they pile up the dead bodies there. The instructions say to remove the dead ants from the ant farm but I don’t see how you can do that without tearing up their other tunnels. There are a few live ones left but I don’t think they are going to be around for much longer. It was fun while it lasted.

Oddly enough alcohol and poisonous snakes are not a good match.  Even if it wasn’t a poisonous snake this isn’t a good idea. 

Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack and his ex-girlfriend asked him for a beer. He handed her one, not realizing the snake was also in his hand.

“She said, ‘Get that thing out of my face,’” Wilkinson said. “I told her it was a nice snake. ‘Nothing can happen. Watch.’”

So he stuck the snake in his mouth.

“It got a hold of my tongue,” he said.

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Okie the gorilla isn’t your average nose picking, poo throwing gorilla. Okie likes to finger-paint. The Franklin Park Zoo thinks Okie is so talented that they have decided to auction off the paintings. In the market for finger paintings painted by a gorilla? Look no further. Better get your bid in now. The auction ends Saturday.

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September in Florida is peak shark attack month and there have already been 12 attacks this year. That ties last year and the year isn’t over yet.

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- Prosthetic specialist Kevin Carroll travels the country tackling the toughest human amputation cases, so it was only natural that he was also drawn to Winter — the only known dolphin to survive the loss of her powerful tail flukes.

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Most of them hang out on the top but there are a few hard workers that keep tunneling.